Today I uploaded some of my old limericks to my website. The big page from 2004 had been up there for some time but I had written the odd one since so I thought I add the lot.
Here's an example:
A man with a hump was afraid
after seeing a doctor he'd paid.
The doc said "Stand there,
Close your eyes and prepare."
And then he got out a big spade.
...and some are genuinely educational..!
"It is true that the world is a ball."
said Sir Issac engaged in a fall
"As I fly through the air
the inverse of the square
is the force it exerts on my all."
Enough said.
